"someone peeled a banana from the stalk-y end"
"plaid shirts and flowery headscarfs are a fashion no-go"
"there’s a worldwide shortage of goat’s cheese"
"men can’t get pregnant"
IM A BAD ASS UNTIL MY BOYFRIEND TAKES HIS PANTS OFF THEN IM HIS BITCH
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin